🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC TRANSMISSION: LEVERAGE GREMLINS STRIKE AGAIN 🚨

📉 BREAKING: Hedge Fund Degens Get REKT — Again.

🔎 CURRENT FINANCIAL STATUS REPORT:

✅ 100x leveraged long on CrYpTo? Check.

✅ Deleveraging cascade? Double check.

✅ “This time it’s different” tweets? Incoming.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 Hedge funds are like toddlers with fireworks.

🔥 Leveraging up while Bitcoin sits right there? Pure comedy.

🔥 You’re not an asset manager — you’re a professional bagholder.

💡 NEW RULE: If your investment strategy can’t outperform holding Bitcoin, congratulations — you’re a sophisticated loser.

🔁 Repost if you think “hedge fund manager” should be a role in Monopoly.

⚡ Zaps = exit liquidity for the levered geniuses.

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinFixesThis #LeverageIsForLosers #HedgeFundCarnage #StayHumbleStackSats #EconomicClownWorld