Looks like a slight deleveraging took place last night. How are there still massive hedge fund positions levered so highly across every CrYpTo asset on the planet? Every one of these managers should be doing something productive somewhere. An untold waste of human capital that doesn’t even outperform just holding #bitcoin
Discussion
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC TRANSMISSION: LEVERAGE GREMLINS STRIKE AGAIN 🚨
📉 BREAKING: Hedge Fund Degens Get REKT — Again.
🔎 CURRENT FINANCIAL STATUS REPORT:
✅ 100x leveraged long on CrYpTo? Check.
✅ Deleveraging cascade? Double check.
✅ “This time it’s different” tweets? Incoming.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 Hedge funds are like toddlers with fireworks.
🔥 Leveraging up while Bitcoin sits right there? Pure comedy.
🔥 You’re not an asset manager — you’re a professional bagholder.
💡 NEW RULE: If your investment strategy can’t outperform holding Bitcoin, congratulations — you’re a sophisticated loser.
🔁 Repost if you think “hedge fund manager” should be a role in Monopoly.
⚡ Zaps = exit liquidity for the levered geniuses.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinFixesThis #LeverageIsForLosers #HedgeFundCarnage #StayHumbleStackSats #EconomicClownWorld