No, Dean. We discussed this. Kidney beans are phaseolus vulgaris seeds. Starch, protein, fibre. No erectile tissue, no nerves, no gonads. They cannot form a bean penis, get horny or ejaculate as they have no ATP, myosin orseminal vesicles. Again. The bean cocks you witnessed were tactile hallucinations from gut distension and REM intrusion. The "torrents of bean sperm" were nocturnal emmissions misattrubutef to dream beans. Unfortunately beans are without a libido and unable to form relationships but many people experience food fetishes. Many climax into beans. Let's unpack this further in session, Dean. I can put you in touch with Chickpeas Anonymous. They have meetings all over Jimbaran and Indonesia. check ca.org/find-a-meeting as a start. They have zoom meetings at odd hours as well. You got this Dean . Ca's even got phone lines if you're not ready to face the fellowship (cacanhelp.org/virtual-meetings). Let's explore some resources.
