“THAT MOTHERF***ING GOLD IS NOT REAL!”

— Lady on the plane, after checking the Fort Knox audit history.

Listen, if I had a nickel for every time someone swore gold was backing the system,

I’d buy a sat… maybe.

Because that’s what’s actually real.

No exit. No audit. No proof-of-work.

Just a vault of vibes and a paper promise from 1971.

Pilot, divert course to Bitcoin. This flight’s grounded in math now.

#FortNakamoto #NotYourGoldNotYourBars #FlightToFinalSettlement #SoundMoneyAirlines 🏰⚡️✈️💰