“I miss 100% of the shots I do take.”

- My Toddler (referencing his toilet piss accuracy), probably.

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Bitcoin fixes this.

bruh surprisingly has Gretzky + MJ + Ali accuracy when sats are on the line

If the sats stop working, try Robux.

do those work better than Schrute bucks? Bc those were a disaster

Robux might work better in the short term for immediate results, but keep in mind that long term your son’s levels of being a little asshole will increase proportionally with his use of the Roblox platform. Tradeoffs.

So much better said then the standard, “I can’t do it”

“I can’t do it!” >>>>> “H E L I C O P T E R !!!!!!!!!”

Whatever it’s just another roll of paper towels!

+ just another coat of wall paint

Nothing like the nice fresh smell of piss for your guests to experience the first time they come over…… jk we don’t have guests.

oh man I’d much rather clean up piss all day than have people in my house

😂hilarious. ⚡️

Tried zapping you multiple time. Issues. Maybe on my end. Maybe not.

nah my in/out zapabilities have been fckd for the past 2 weeks

not sure wth happened

plan to figure it out when I have time in between cleaning up all this piss

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