I totally get it but still think for a nocoiner they should be introduced to a true bitcoin company first. If you just want to play the game and get 500 sats for a shake, then by all means use shakepay.

Probably nobody on Nostr is new to bitcoin but BullBitcoin will give you $20 in bitcoin with a referral link. How many sats is that?

https://bullbitcoin.com/signup?referralcode=349541558169557125732369452665486291418762