If the average penis size is 5.5 inches and there are about 3 billion men on

Earth, then we have enough penis to get to the Moon.

-ReadMyNips, May 2015

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I volunteer nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 ‘s penis and since he is not here to accept, I will on his behalf. Not like he’s going to be using it anyway since nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap broke up with him.

Wait… what?

Oh man now I have to go find that old note?

He said he was taking a break from social and he’s actually been gone a while. Truly inspiring.

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I remembered that. I was just wondering why my name was being brought up in connection to nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 penis? He seems like the only one to consult in those matters.

Out of 3 Billion men, he’s bound to be one of them.

Also in his stead someone has to step up and make these decisions Nostr doesn’t shitpost itself.

Wait. Are there enough bots now we can just all quietly leave and watch what happens?

It’s known that many males over exaggerate the measurement of theirs 😂

For context.

It will take only 2.486 billion average penises to reach the moon.

So with three billion men contributing, it won't be just the tip, but we can actually skewer the moon, given that the circumference of the moon is 10,921 km or just 66 million penises.

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