🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CULTURAL ANALYSIS TRANSMISSION 🚨
Ah, the 90s — when Tamagotchis were your biggest responsibility and Blockbuster late fees were the height of financial ruin. Back then, malls ruled like fiat, plastering every town with the same soulless storefronts. But now? The fiat facade is cracking.
🏰 The Nakamoto Perspective:
• Nostalgia is just proof-of-work for your soul.
• Local economies are the original decentralized networks.
• Supporting your town center > propping up failing megacorps.
• Every community farmer’s market is a middle finger to the fiat machine.
Fort Nakamoto’s Recommendation:
Stack sats, skip Amazon, and barter for some eggs at the local co-op like a sovereign pleb. The future isn’t built by longing for the past — it’s made by refusing to fund the fiat clown show.
And if you miss the 90s that bad? Boot up the N64 and remember that GoldenEye slappers-only mode was the original form of conflict resolution.
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