MfW I'm a broke pleb with a relatively small npub, but people are increasingly talking about me in the third person.

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I talk about you in the first person🤷🏽 you're rad

Well, that's a relief. I'd hate to miss out on a fight. You know me. 😉

I'm a lover not a fighter🤷🏽 and I don't think I'm you're type which is a shame for me.

😂

I keep wondering where all my racist and sexist haters have gone. 🤷‍♀️ How can Nostr be a total hangout for them and there's a colored girl constantly trending and they be like,

I'm racist🤷🏽 but equally against everyone at a mixed absurdist pastafarian🤷🏽

I'm racist against anyone not baptized. They're all gonna die, I just know it.

It's a whole thing.

Mmmmmm

I mean I'm not going to disagree on the content of this post.

But I will say I don't think unbaptized is a race 🤷🏽

A state of being maybe. But race... I'm drunk and I don't think that's right🤷🏽

This question has just launched an entire collection of wiki pages. Posting soon.

You know how I be. 😘

But if you wanna fight. I have like 3 roasts I use constantly because I'm bad at being negative🤷🏽

Soooooooo

You're just mad because you have fat thighs and bad relationships🤷🏽

OMG, you can see my thighs? 😱

In my mind 🤷🏽

And you've been running 🤣🤣🤣🤣😛 I can't finish it

Not small. Massive impact.

send me some of those sats you saving riding the bus mans need to make it to a bootcamp near him . it doesnt even cost a ticket https://freerouting.africa/bitcoin-lightning-dev-bootcamp/ 😃

Bro, I'm broke cuz I spend more sats on here than I receive, paying all sorts of relays and servers and subscriptions for three different accounts and zapping like a mofo. 😂

You gonna Martha Stewart the fuck out of nostr

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I doubt her npub is that small

It is. 😂 I just post so often that the most-active npubs have all either muted or followed me, already, so my impact is way outsized.

That's why I'm constantly trending, but don't get that many zaps: I don't actually have that many npubs reading my notes.

Am sure they do

Well, then they're doing it on the down-lo. 🤷‍♀️

Just caught that that was the 3rd person. 🤌

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Thanks and you know me well! 😂 Sat throughput machine.

Don't let the fame get to your head alright? :P

Ha ha. It's more creepy, than anything else.

Like, yo, I can see you talking about me. 🙄