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Dry clean only.

Jist the thought of my formal wear touching one of those crusty cum sponges makes me just want to buy a new suit for every occassion.

It horrified me too. It’s like a diddy party that you wear against your naked flesh.

Are you sure? The horror expands dramatically from here.