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Listen, let me let you in on a Top Secret secret: I spent 20 years in the US Army pledged to protect and defend the Rights of my Toyota's Access to an Extended Warranty!
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It runs the full gambit.
"Protecting your freedom to pick the mechanic of your choice."
"Preserves your right to save."
"The future of this country rests on its people. The future of your car should rest on Car Shield's administrators."