Do your critters have the same acute situational awareness that mine do when you want to take a picture of some cuteness in which they're engaged? Brings everything to a halt for me. You?

#DogsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon

#WhyMyCrittersGhostMyCamera?

#CritterCofession

I sense my pooch Pauncho has become a closet Republican -- he blocks Kitty Kaze from her toys but not to play with them, just to deny her the pleasure.

I call for a #ProgressivePetPolicy and an end to his fascist #ToyBanning

#DogsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon

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Zum wohl! Salud! Cheers!

I'm biased for Scout Kitty, but "Who Wore It Best" is really a close call on this one.

Breakfast at Tina Turner's

~ by Truman Capote

#SingABookWithALeadSingerOrBand

#HashTagGames

Well, yup, it's #Caturday and Kitty Kaze, AKA Kazmanian Devil, is determined to share #DogsOfMastodon Pauncho's water bowl despite me setting up a cute station just for her. Pauncho says, It's all good.

#CatsOfMastodon

So who lives the bulk of their adult life in service of the US military only to realize too many of their fellow Americans believe you could simply reset life to a time when fascists ruled.

That was not on my American citizen bingo card.

My kitten, baby girl Kaze, has cut us off from ever retiring to Florida. Why? She began life as a male, then the vets said he was a she.

Her name remains Kaze but should I rename her Desantis? I think not!

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Listen, let me let you in on a Top Secret secret: I spent 20 years in the US Army pledged to protect and defend the Rights of my Toyota's Access to an Extended Warranty!

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G_d damn! Talk about the best example of non-sequitur advertising. WT-almighty-F??