Asteroids have been coming to Earth to blow us up since I was in school, and I'm still here and they keep telling me the same thing, and they keep printing more money and telling me I need to pay taxes, but we have asteroids on the way to Earth.
Paying taxes makes the asteroids go away
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Can confirm that. My street is constantly getting repaired. Thanks for paying taxes guys! 💜
The roads here are so good that we have a 20 second rule instead of 10
Safer to eat from than a horse's mouth
It also fixes the climate. We get a lot for our money from the reptilian overlords.
They’re here to help us. They are true altruists putting our desires ahead of their own.