Asteroids have been coming to Earth to blow us up since I was in school, and I'm still here and they keep telling me the same thing, and they keep printing more money and telling me I need to pay taxes, but we have asteroids on the way to Earth.

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have here in Earth. and to and printing blow asteroids keep the taxes, telling on us but thing, to money pay we still Earth up been to keep me they telling me to the Asteroids coming more same they since have and school, and I I'm I need way was

Hahahaha πŸ˜‚ make it make sense

Paying taxes makes the asteroids go away

Can confirm that. My street is constantly getting repaired. Thanks for paying taxes guys! πŸ’œ

The roads here are so good that we have a 20 second rule instead of 10

Safer to eat from than a horse's mouth

It also fixes the climate. We get a lot for our money from the reptilian overlords.

They’re here to help us. They are true altruists putting our desires ahead of their own.

I'm still waiting for a video of one creating a new crater on the moon