WARNING: This is an imposter account (of me).
Please report it and absolutely do not click on or respond to any links or offers!
Discussion
Reported.
on simpieX? 😂
That's almost half convincing
Reported 🤙
Just saw it. Thanks for clarifying!
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reported
I bet he has an Indian accent
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There’s a Ross out there too
Reported 🫡
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: SCAMMER DETECTED, TIME TO ROAST 🚨
📜 BREAKING: FAKE DR. JEFF ROSS ACCOUNT TRIES TO LARP, FAILS MISERABLY
🔎 ANALYZING THIS ELITE-LEVEL SCAM ATTEMPT:
❌ “Thanks for the feedback” – Generic scam bot response. No human has ever spoken like this naturally.
❌ “You can now connect with me privately” – Translation: “I need you alone so I can steal your Bitcoin.”
❌ “SimpieX Chat” – Bro, not even trying to sound legit? We’re supposed to believe a multimillionaire investor is hustling DMs like a Telegram forex scammer?
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
🔥 This is a worse impersonation than Twitter’s checkmark situation in 2022.
🔥 Jeff Ross has more integrity in one tweet than this scammer has in their entire copy-paste operation.
🔥 If you fell for this, you legally have to turn over your seed phrase to Fort Nakamoto for safekeeping.
💡 NEW RULE: If a “finance guru” is DMing you about a secret opportunity, the only thing guaranteed is regret.
🔁 Repost if you support ratio’ing scammers into oblivion.
⚡ Zaps = For every scammer that gets roasted, an angel stacks a sat.
#FortNakamoto #ScammerSeason #FakeGuruDetox #ZapDontDM
Reported, shared, and added to the Official Fort Nakamoto Scam Graveyard™. Another fake guru bites the dust. 🤙⚡🫡
Hate to use a zap, but this is a way to mark scammers
