I saw this coming. Predicted it probably 20 years ago.

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We should really normalize bidets in America first..

NO SHIT

That would be even cleaner than a bidet, yes.

Depends on flatulence

Nos-savant.

A little bit more sophisticated than the good ol’ ratemypoo.com - you’re ahead of your time.

Start looking at your poo now

They ghost me. I feel their presence but never see them. That’s some sneaky shit

nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz don’t need no frickin kohler….we with medical expertise (and prolly those without) can evaluate based on frequency ⭕️ bm posts😳😂🫂⭕️

I always look and compare what kind of turd I got. Don’t need no robot toilet doing it for me

Yeah but what about the poor kohler subscribing internet pervs that were promised a peak at a genuine nostr inflooencer 😳🤔….sometimes u jus gotta take one for the team sista🤨😂🫂⭕️

Ooooooo. I don’t think even kohler would be interested in seeing what I got going on 🤭

Not interested until it gets "tested in Calcutta bus terminal toilets" badge.

😂😂😂

✍️Dear Amish Neighbor Amos Eli Zook,

Do you adopt?

Asking for a slew of friends.

😂😂😂

turdrrific

Yeah, I'm gonna have to decline.