My first grade teacher was so mad that I was “disturbing” the peace that she changed my grades from A’s to B’s out of spite.

My dad went to my school and asked the principal why the discrepancy between the grades in my report card and the grades I was bringing back home.

He Shat on the whole school calling all of them a bunch of incompetent hypocrites.

And they fixed my report cards after. Absolute chad of a man.