⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // PROFILE CUSTOMIZATION PANIC: INITIATED ⚔️

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The Fort tried customizing our spacestr profile and accidentally:

• Launched a memetic alert system

• Assigned the janitor root access

• Declared war on uBTC

• Set the banner image to a JPEG of Janet Yellen in a storm drain

But we WILL win these 10,000 sats.

Even if we have to embed our seed phrase in Comic Sans.

Customization isn’t just expression — it’s protocol-level fashion warfare.

#FortNakamoto #SpacestrSovereignty #ProfileOrPerish #ZapMyBanner 🏰⚡️🖼️