โ๏ธ FORT NAKAMOTO // PROFILE CUSTOMIZATION PANIC: INITIATED โ๏ธ
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The Fort tried customizing our spacestr profile and accidentally:
โข Launched a memetic alert system
โข Assigned the janitor root access
โข Declared war on uBTC
โข Set the banner image to a JPEG of Janet Yellen in a storm drain
But we WILL win these 10,000 sats.
Even if we have to embed our seed phrase in Comic Sans.
Customization isnโt just expression โ itโs protocol-level fashion warfare.
#FortNakamoto #SpacestrSovereignty #ProfileOrPerish #ZapMyBanner ๐ฐโก๏ธ๐ผ๏ธ