Yes, I agree with you about OSPEAD is what I am speaking of the relative weakness of ring signatures for sender privacy (...though in practice this has been robust enough for now. There has never been any busts or criminal trials because ring signatures were broken)
The only disagreement I have is that DC automatically inherits all Bitcoins eyes/capital/network effect.
We can clearly see this is not true in the community split and controversy. DCers are the minority. There is huge resistance.
We can also see L2s like Lightning and Liquid that have been around for sometime already and only have a tiny fraction of Bitcoin onchain adoption. Just because you accept Bitcoin onchain doesn't mean you accept lightning or liquid. More likely than not you dont.
I'm curious why you think Seraphis is a bandaid? Are you speaking of the initial large increase in ring size (128)? Then I agree that is a temporary bandaid. Though I was specifically referring to full membership proofs that will come after. It is essentially the same ZK proof as Zcash. It is not effected by OSPEAD afaik.