Its weird all the pretty ladies introduce themselves the same way.. nahhhh am i knew to the game or am i being bamboozled. Im single but i know for dam sure yall all dont have the same opening line πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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Whenever I talk to a guy, my opening line is β€˜are you a serial killer? πŸ₯Ήβ€™ πŸ«‚

This

You're lucky they're all so honest.

Even if they say no, I try to catch them out 🧐

Me: god I love the river Thames at night.

Him: me too

Me: hmm so you spend a lot of time by the river at night? Dumping bodies and stuff? πŸ‘€

This is why I’m still single, probably πŸ₯ΉπŸ’―

What if he was the one that was dumped at the river?

I’d wanna know all about his survival story! 😍 brilliant first date πŸ₯Ή

No but like what if he lost the love of his life at the river (dumped) and you just brought up deep trauma and then assumed he was a serial killer due to his reaction 😭

Ohh, yep then I would be single still πŸ₯Ή sounds familiar, I probably did something like this before πŸ€”

What if he didn't survive at all? πŸ‘€

Didn't you think his 1800s accent was a little out of place?

Casper was my first celebrity crush πŸ₯Ή we would be like peas and carrots 😍 he would be perfect for me πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

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That's cause almost everyone has been conditioned by the algos. There's a singular optimal approach that everyone of a given type uses because that's what was groomed.

Because you’re a faggot.