Whenever I talk to a guy, my opening line is ‘are you a serial killer? 🥹’ 🫂
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You're lucky they're all so honest.
Even if they say no, I try to catch them out 🧐
Me: god I love the river Thames at night.
Him: me too
Me: hmm so you spend a lot of time by the river at night? Dumping bodies and stuff? 👀
This is why I’m still single, probably 🥹💯
What if he was the one that was dumped at the river?
I’d wanna know all about his survival story! 😍 brilliant first date 🥹
No but like what if he lost the love of his life at the river (dumped) and you just brought up deep trauma and then assumed he was a serial killer due to his reaction 😭
Ohh, yep then I would be single still 🥹 sounds familiar, I probably did something like this before 🤔