CLEARLY... the bubble ones your husband wears.

Frog is kinda cool but the eyes scream, "simpsons three-eyed fish"🤣

Golden Penis Shoes... NGL, unique at least!

The Lobster is kinda freaky, I think your dogs would eat it

The human feet look like a thing gorillas would wear in Planet of the Apes

🤔 - I think human feet would be funniest on you if you were going full gorilla suit too