Oh gawd!
I’ve been intrigued for a while about the Village Hall suddenly seeming flush with cash — fancy leaflets advertising events, “FREE burgers”, “FREE concerts” and so on, so when the latest one (“Join us for The Big Lunch: free soup, sandwiches and cake”) popped up on the WhatsApp I asked what the deal was, thinking maybe a legacy.
Turns out they’ve been diligently applying for every grant under the sun, to which fair play, but now I’ve got a deluge of “We hope you’ll join us!” and “Shall I pick you up on the way past?” in my replies….
I should have kept quiet!
So my tax is paying for your lunch?! Make sure you go otherwise I paid for that old letch of a bloke, you know the one
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Heh, good point but there’s no way he’ll go: everyone hates him!
That's exactly why he'll be there. Bastard
