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Does it go in the freezer?

You could dunk it in a liquid probiotic, freeze it, and have a good time 🤷‍♀️.

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delete this

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You won’t or you can’t 😂

Nobody specified the content we were supposed to be providing, I'm just providing the content and sparking conversation 😂. I'll put up the peen later, it always gets engagement and lively conversation.

Just joking around 😂

Even if you weren't, I always assume you are 😂😂. Yarn buttplug forever on the nostr!!!

We were joking about the freezer a bit earlier 😂

I hope it gets a theme song to the tune of the Bill Nye opening credits. Palm Schlong the Knitted Dong, PEEN PEEN PEEN PEEN!🎶🎵🎶🎵

Oh it will. I will ask Nos to make one 😂

Okay since your not deleting this, do you make custom ones?

😂😂 I do not want to have to explain that project to the kid... well son, that there's a buttplug, people use them for errrrrrrr...

You can only wrap them in cotton wool for so long. 🤷‍♂️

Defo not sanitary... 🤢

Wouldn’t it be some kind of layer you wrap over a metal one? Because just made out of yarn won’t be hard enough

I never actually looked at the pattern, but it is labeled as a "fidget buttplug". I think it's supposed to be a toy, not a toy 😉😉. The red spots are most likely pony beads for spinning to fidget with... yarn folks are weird it's why I nostr, they're a bit too out there for me.

Like a sort of "buttplug cosy"?

Yeah. Like a cellphone cover for the plug

nostr:nprofile1qqs03eyq7ja4xlavcx7m6qs0dhh6zdht650s27u4ldq9p039yncucycpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgmwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3e8qmr9vfejucm0d5hszntyh4 but for buttplugs XD

Or…3d printed plug and you add the yarn cover on top 😂

I'm in

You're making the right play here, big market, a lot of people out there with buttholes.

Lots of people with buttholes, not many people with cryptocloaks buttplugs. Money will be pouring in

Now add in an OF account.

Circular economy. You make money putting stuff in your butt, to make money, to buy more stuff, to put in your butt.

Bitcoin butt-hole circular economy.

To the moon.

Circular economy. Circular like the butt hole. Moon like a butt hole. This is beautiful. Poetry even

⭕️F like a butthole F

How many of these conversations are going on at the same time? Today is wild.

There’s more boofing going on?

More boofing less arguing 💪

Oh Lawd!

delete this

Christ the Reamer

Oh lawd! Ream it. Ream it guud

This is getting excellently out of hand.

The lawd is in you!

Technically true.

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Is this you Bitchat? 👀

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Hi Bitchat 👋🏾

time to get out of this thread mefinks

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Oh dear, I didn't think the yarn buttplug would cause this much distress. 😂🫂

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The gifs when I search for boofing are pretty good 🤣

This had me laughing lol

Me too

What are we boofing today?

Cryptocloaks butt plug.

Fresh off the printer. 3d printer 😗

Hot and spicy