Actually,

During 2020 I had a gig running errands for this elderly couple. So without being a instacart person I was basically an instacart person. I had to wait on line at trader Joe's with a mask on it was terrible.

So as much as I could I tried to fuck with people and make them see how idiotic this all was. I'm an absurdist, my main mode is to make fun of you by taking what you believe to the extreme until you realize you're being ridiculous.

Usually you'd see (here in California the worse of the worst) people getting out of their cars then putting masks on maybe 20ish ft away from the line of people. But once I saw this guy wearing a mask in his car and he got in line RIGHT behind me. I tried to hold my tongue (not really) but I just don't have it in me.

I said "I notice you were wearing your mask in the car" and he said "OH YOU GOTTA" as if everyone in the world does this. So I really I just couldn't help myself. And I was like "oh yeah but did you have your air conditioner on?" And he looked at me puzzled and I was like "because you're just sucking up all the germs from outside and shooting them straight into your face!" And he went "OH MYYY GOODNESS i hadn't thought of that"

I was pretty happy with myself because in the 100 degree heat I was pretty sure I made some idiot to around all summer with no air-conditioning. Later a friend showed me a meme of someone who taped masks to the vents in their car and I was like OMG WHAT IF THAT'S THE GUY AND I CAUSED THIS