Let me fill you in on the state of higher education.

One of the last classes I'm taking for my degree (I'll have essentially a minor in "blockchain") is a technical deep dive on blockchain technology.

Week one, we are supposed to explore two blockchain technologies and describe what they do / how they work.

The choices I have are:

- Ethereum

- Hyperledger Sawtooth

- R3 Corda

- IOTA

- Tezos

- Hyperledger Iroha

All are 2017 era shitcoins from what I can tell. And NO BITCOIN. This class is not ready for the lesson I'm about to teach them. Smfh.