🚇 Edgware Road, Platform 3

(Boarded a Circle Line train heading for Victoria)

📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Edgware Road”

👨: ??? Okay…?

(5 seconds pass)

📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… King’s Cross St. Pancras”

(Everybody disembarked apart from one guy who is fast asleep)

📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Victoria”

(Everybody boards again)

(Doors close; train starts moving)

📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Hammersmith”

(Collective gasp throughout the train)

(Train in fact ends up at Paddington which is okay after all)

(Winner: guy who slept through all this)