A massive rift has opened up in #nostrworld about some #Damus feature and meanwhile, underneath all of that, deep underground, the trolls were waiting....looking for a way to escape from the fiery depths of Twitter hell. They're now pouring through the cracks into Global like an ant colony erupting from the ant hill in attack mode, charging toward their prey - Angrily and noisily chatting their shite as they hurry into the heart of the virtual utopia that has been our beloved #nostr - To devour and consume our holy cathedral of Nostr-Dame.

Smite thee with thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioc!