Apple watch is a shitcoin that steals electrons from your bank (body) all day

It stays right on your wrist emitting high frequency, 2.45 GHz Bluetooth + Cellular + WiFi

You must have heard of using INVERSE SQUARE LAW to reduce EMF EXPOSURE

but there’s no distance here to work with

It’s right on the fuckin wrist.

There’s ZERO need for your watch to be smart.

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