Maybe I should ask my family doctor to put me on SSRIs. So much pain in the world, I’ll need some help

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Thanks doc. I desperately needed my prescription. So much pain in the world I have to put on my shoulders so the advertisers can sell me shit I don’t need 🤭

I feel so much better now that my brain chemistry has been fixed

Dancing all the time 🤭

Yeah dancing in my brain

Yes. I feel great

“Can’t you see how happy the pills make me?”

This is a scarily accurate depiction of antidepressants

Seems like it’s highly addictive from what I hear

Of course you need lifetime customers to increase shareholder value lol

Now we talking. Let’s get that drug money. Legally 😂

Legally of course. I only take drugs from government sanctioned drug dealers.

Legally. Of course. Government knows what’s right for me 🤭

So lucky I was born in the only country on earth with a government that protects my freedom

You should do it asap because I hear there’s a multi year waiting period in the land up north 😂

Luckily I got good contacts. Doc pulled through with that prescription over relays 🤭

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I have to start with 5 pills a day. And up the dosage every month.

It’s for your own good just trust the experts

An injustice just happened somewhere, can’t believe you guys can just post here like it isn’t happening 🧐🧐🧐

I’m not going to do anything about it but I am going to shame you because it feels better than admitting it 😌

You’re totally right Cameri. I think I need to up my dosage right now!

200mg of Zoloft™ will help the children in Gaza.

I think you’ve done more than half the internet today. Take some rest! 🫡

😂

Nice! My therapist is pulling through with the 2nd prescription over relays

at nostr.land we can now clone your prescription at no cost, so you can help with the other conflicts

Excellent! The insurance company over relays pulled through!

When you have the trifecta (doc, psychotherapist and insurance company) of pills:

LFG

Later, that day 👀

Holy shit Perez Hilton.

Simpler times.

Much simpler times