After listening to the Tucker/Jones interview, I'm just wondering who I interact with often on Nostr is actually a CIA agent or something.

No one from intelligence is trying to get a foothold on Nostr? No way.

Can someone from intelligence even meme? Can they even be funny? Or do they just go around trying to sow discord and insult people and just get muted?

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Do they have access to advanced AI meme models already? 🧐

Imagine AI being funny, without it just regurgitating something funny a real person made.

What if...

Too small a pool to have any influence yet...

Too fractured a culture to isolate and groom a subset of users.....

Its a numbers game for them

But they will be watching

It’s mcd I’m telling you, he’s not doing a tech fast. He’s taking family vacation because he accumulated too many vacation hours πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ if mcd is the fed then I'd actually respect the feds for putting such a maverick out there.

Bring back mcd and stache!

If any of the feds reading this

Pretty sure mcd and saylor are. Stacey is not. He can’t even crop a picture properly lol

Saylor's a fed or fed adjacent for sure.

Like unless God willed that this crazy man past his prime will genuinely just see the light and turn his company into the biggest Bitcoin holder on the planet behind Satishi himself, it's gotta be in some kind of network, deep state or anti deep state or otherwise.

And he literally has CIA members on his board with his company located down the street from headquarters πŸ˜‚

Sure lemme just call them up.

Ah shoot I don't even know who they are.

Nostr works too well. It needs KYC.

Sounds like something a fed would post, to get us off his scent 🧐

It's true, I'm a sleeper cell.

Which mostly just means I get 8 hours every night.

i have a highschool friend who works for CIA.

they (or he at least) stays off social media to a large degree when not working. when you know how the soup is made, you order a sandwich.

and i dont think nostr yet poses a significant enough threat in any way that matters to them, to merit much attention.

That's why I have a theory that feds, if they are using nostr, do so between 9-5. They post during work hours only.

In as much as it’s after 7pm I hereby post.

Hello πŸ‘‹

πŸ‘πŸ€

We all know you like to go above and beyond. You'll get the promotion soon, I'm sure πŸ˜†

We…er they don’t have ranks it’s just service to the country.

Thank you for your service πŸ«‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

I’m just a lawyer.

that is probably a reasonable assumption. though i actually have no idea if they follow standard 9-5 schedules.

i just watch for people who try to push you further in certain directions in a sort of robotic uninterested way.

Funny enough, it's 5:12pm here and I gotta go for a but. Whether I'm punching out of work or walking my dog is on you guys to figure out

It does get quieter during non-American primetime hours πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚

European security agencies need to step up their game 🧐

They're probably here. Lurking. Archiving.

Jack Dorsey, funded noster, Jack Dorsey, once worked for the feds. Come on, people wake up of course the c, I, a, the the FBI they're all here, bro.

My boss won’t let me run a relay at work cuz then you’d know where in at all the time…

We couldn’t let that happen yet…

But needless to say we’re here and collecting all these public notes on a black site relay.

Stay chatty Kathie’s

You’d be surprised how many plebs opens up channels to our big brother lightning nodes and lsp’s we really do like collecting money to spend on our black budgets…

I'm pretty sure I'm not one of them (feds) although I did use to work at a secret hotel in the middle of nowhere, but that was in Sweden, and I did get 4 visas to Russa one year...πŸ€” but US intelligence? Nah πŸ˜…πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‡ 🀣🀣🀣

I’m an intern at one of the largest defense contractors around

i make memes on mainstream social media tailored towards growing enlistment for all sides

Enlistment in... Nostr perhaps? πŸ‘€

Can do! 🫑

Nah you actually suck at doing anything meaningful

you ever thinking about how digit is getting fucked while you’re being an insufferable piece of shit 24/7

crazy right? lol

If she's getting fucked she's alive so my life isn't too bad

It almost makes me want to be nice to you in case you've been through losses you can't handle talking about

there’s more to life than some chick that’s out there getting fucked n ignoring you..

cmon dude open your eyes n do something productive with it

I've been sick for weeks or I'd be being productive

I hope you're recovered from your kidney stone issue

She lost someone she loved, I don't ever want her to think I can handle losing her as well as she handled that