My just told me her coworkers had their phones wrapped in aluminum foil today, and I can only assume there must be some dumbfuckery going around on normie social media related to the emergency alert system test today ππ€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Facebook Karens must be wildinβ
Tinfoil is big in America
Hope they have enough tinfoil reserves in their houses, if word gets out that the government wants to ban it, all hell breaks loose
The great aluminum crisis of 2025
This was to prevent them from getting a 5G new virus. The last 5G upgrade from a couple years ago didn't work as expected, so a new one is rolling out. Not everyone likes fifth generation wireless technology. #5Gupgrades
I have 5g turned off on my iPhone.
Gets super hot and burns the battery, speed improvement isnβt needed either.
Yeah they think the emergency broadcast test is gonna set off the vaxx with the 5g ππ
Seriously, if you have an opsec reason to need a phone to not have any signal 100% for sure... Put it in a microwave.
Do not turn the microwave on. Just put it in there and close the door. Microwaves are common and readily accessible Faraday cages.
There are plenty of reasons to have a secret phone and plenty of reasons to want no one to ever hear it ring. Now you know one more tool to make that happen.