Will agree, GPT output useless at best. But I will argue "as privacy-friendly as possible" is an incomplete sentence. No analytics would be as privacy-friendly as possible, maybe watching server logs could even be bordering this.

None of my servers have anything but error logging enabled. I don't want a reason for the ABCs to be kicking in my door because I may have a record of someone visiting my site.

Just saying. I think we have a couple different factions here on nostr. Me, I'm on the side of extreme privacy. I hate that I have to run multiple condoms of dns filters, vpns, script blockers, cookie filters, privacy browsers, and get locked out of huge portions of the internet. I block Cloudflare and Google domains, with script and tracking protections I can see maybe 50% of the web, most search results are unusable because of all the tracking. I'm not comparing you to Cloudflare or Google, I'm simply frustrated by any fingerprinting systems (on some level is required in order to get unique visitor count), and want to speak out loud, and voice my concern for people who care about how fucked the web is and want providers to care too.

That being said, it's also fair not to load 3rd party scripts from CDNs as they can also often capture some information about the user that visits your site. Referers, origins, user-agents, Ips and the usual suspects. Maybe consider hosting the script on your own servers as a compromise too.