Short answer: 0

Long answer: I always kinda wanted one. My wife and I semi-seriously talked about me doing a sleeve and I had some really cool ideas for it. But I always had a couple of reservations:

• Whatever I like today may not be what I like 10 years from now (more likely than not actually)

• I’ve read too much about ink in lymph nodes

• Police reports always ask for “tattoos or identifying marks.”