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Oh true, that deserves a zap.

Blind squirrel finds nut

Fasting makin u a lil grumpy nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 ?🤔🤭😂😂🤣⭕️

U know, I think it right, I'm kinda hangry and also mad at the no balls price predictions of 2025 Bitcoiners

🤔… but on the bright side they’re providing ur hangry *ss with a pristine buying opportunity 😳🤯😂😂

…as a matter of fact ima make a smash buy in ur honor as soon as I finish this post🫡

Hey Mcd I think nostr:nprofile1qqs0fkyh0y2genfytjx4py229p8avtvhev8mdzme0fc0yjsh9dfzmwg2nsndc snuck a snickers🫡🤨😂😂

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Good news! Rations are back!

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What’s this? Did nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 sneak in to the pantry like a gerbil ? 😂

nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 won’t be happy about this. I can already imagine the look on his face 👇🏾

Criminal. Massive rations and points deductions. Stealing food while sats and I are fasting. Rude even

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 time for another visit to the bolchevik spa 🤭

😳🤔…I’m expanding my cooking skillz

GM/ node* 24/7/365 _4 fut. ref. *_*

Gm

f'n A node*

😳😖…I know…I’ll show myself to the penalty box🤨

Playing a dangerous game of stealing food and then immediately confessing about it. Council?!

These allegations are absurd and I would relish the opportunity to defend myself in the public court of nostr🤨🤔

…but alas I am on a “tech fast” with nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 and therefore will allow the council to sort this matter in my absence🤨🫡

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nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas Stache is trying to snivel his way out of it. Sniveling like mr lemmiwinks trying to get out of that dark tunnel 🤣

(Also McD is on a water fast)

Good thing our security captured that moment

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Yes. We’re very lucky

Tragedy has struck the little deli layer that day. Prime suspect it is known...

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Classic hit and run

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I think we have to restore some of his rations. Poor bastard is going crazy again. Stealing and running through glass doors. I say we restore the rations but keep the visit to the bolchevik spa. What do

you think nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas ?

Yeah, but let's marshmallow test it.

Ok nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 you can have one visit to the bolchevik spa now, or 2 later 🤭

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Delayed gratification is better nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 choose later 🫂

🤭😂🫡

😂😂

What are they lowballing with dumb little man calls of 2M or some shit? 100M or bust wtf

BTC is going to melt faces this year Cuban.

This is the year that surprises in ways nobody will truly understand. And it will happen without warning.

That idiot in the middle needs to get knocked out, loser thoughts

You mean the Bitcoin podcast bros won't call it until it happens? Whoadude.jpg

I'm so hyped. Genuinely. For 2025.

This is the energy, bring this everyday

Oh I can.

AND I FUCKING WILL.

Step 1: mute any npub that complains about Bitcoin posts.

Yes, below betas

Gammas bro. Worst of the worst.

my scale doesn't recognize that far down but you're probably right

See this is why I'm working on a relay so I don't have to filter these people out myself.

My network's lack of engagement with the haters will do it for me

is the name winners relay because it sounds like a winners relay

It's actually gonna be the Banyan relay. But winners relay sounds appetizing too.

Champions 🏆

nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85

I’m wrapping the fast up at 4pm est. Was a good quick one.

Next up for me is a tech fast. I’m out until after March. Phone is for calls & emergency texts only. That’s it. See you at the start of the BULL 🐂 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Yessir, I'll wrap up around the same time. Thanks for joining on short notice.

Enjoy the tech fast. Find peace. Much winning to your family

Is saying GM an emergency text?

Last one.

No. nostr:npub14srklruqae9ynu3v9n393h87dcg9mc9lq2dqfrar4r0yk5wph9ts8vrvyl sending me this is an example:

“Help, I’m being raped by gay Batman………………………Again”.

Zing.

Now out.

See you man. Peace out.

Dude if that’s ur last note for a month i will be absolutely outraged

It will be 😂

Can you believe this guy? Unreal.

Justice will be served when he returns. Swiftly.

sus/sry

He’s not forgotten about what you did bro

Bro I responded like 4 times in absolute disgust that my own compatriot would leave me out in the gay dust like that

Never underestimate pure, unadulterated retard energy. This is the ⭕ after all.

The elusive retard… has left the building😳😂🫡

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Happy travels and best wishes for a successful tech detox…I may join u on that fast😳

…hell yeah!!!how long we going?🤔

Also please roast the name Banyan relay I need to know if it's bulletproof.

All I can say is that is the name of the vpn in my job ... 👀

That's enough of a coincidence that I have no need to change it. This is God's will.

A winner by any other name is still a winner

I hope so 🤞

Right now I'm just working on the event storage.

Also, I'm still working on making my Bitcoin tax calculator as a jupyter notebook. You still interested in that?

This note is getting thik

Was it the event store or the taxes that turned you on?

God mode

Do my bitaxe gamma is doing what it can, give it a break man 😂

Bitaxe made a mistake.

The bitaxe is just a wittle guy 😂😂

This is maybe one of the gayest or semi-gayest notes I've ever made 😂

If communism didn't taint memes like "just a lil guy" I'd be all over them.

It’s way up there.

This is so gay

🥹

👉👈

😂🤣

We’re so early it’s amazing. That’s why it can feel uncomfortable at times.

You’re so far ahead that it feels late. But the game hasn’t even really begun yet.

Think Matrix when he sees the code. Everything slows down.

Yes.

Yes

You all are a not insignificant part of my marginal joy.

This was a lil copy error😖

nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqjntscy deduct points gently plz😳🫡

2 points deducted for copy error

4 points added for honesty

You might eat today friend ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️

Eliminate all rations because he’s using primal again nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

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98% rations & 6 points gone. Dammit nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95

You were killing it for a little bit. Now this.

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 I think it’s time for a little visit to comrade Stalin’s retreat 🤭

Damnit!! nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat u spend all day God knows where?? 🤔

…And come slinkin in (with what looks like a condom hangin outta u 😳) and rat me out🤨 …wt absolute f ???!!?

What? 😂😂😂

+5 rations for the condom comment

💯💯💯

🤣🤣🤣

Great cartoon.

I’ll kill you

Oh hey you guys are acting out this scene in AoT. How nice.

😂

Let’s dance motherfucker

You should be ashamed of yourself

😳😖🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂🖕🏾

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Then fucks up a gif.

It’s how I do 😳😖

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😂💯👍👌👀

Reading Stacey's notes is a constant

Yes yes yes no no no yes wait, no stop no no no N⭕

😂😂🤣🤣🤭🤔🤨🤨⭕️

This is gold 🤣🤣🤣

Saweet Ginger Brown!!!!😁

…I’m figurin this nostring thing out!!!!🤣🫡