nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqtxwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tmwwp6kyvtj0fnnjdn6dfshvempw3ehsdtrdqe8van5wy6xzarpw3k8jdtjwej8wut8dfcrqat50pmngdt6v4axuanew9nxg6mcwejn7cnjdaskgcmpwd6r6arjw4jse3ty78 's disappearance lines up perfectly with when the Trump admin began gutting USAID funding... 🤔🧐
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There are no coincidences
nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 was a fed. You heard it here first. 😂
Me and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve have been saying this for a few weeks now
You had a suspect. We now have a motive. The plot thickens
Tariffs. It’s too expensive to post a note. 🤣
@Node we ready to shake hands? Same side amigo. 🫂🤝
Fed confirmed 🤭
DOGE defunded him so he had to abandon his keys 🤭🤭🤭
Bahahahaha they drained the swamp with mcd in it
Remember he was always saying NOKYC is useless. Just like they instructed him to say at Langley
WTF!🚨 🚨
I don’t remember that. What was his reasoning? This is major fed vibes.
Let me try and find some notes.
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Lmao there’s more. But you get the idea
@node
🫡💜
😂
David doesn’t approve
I approve.
firm believer that kash patel relocated him. He is on a new assignment. 😂
I’ve been saying it I just don’t have any reach. 😂
Saying that mcd is a fed? 😂
Yes!
You’re not the only one 😂
I remember NotBiebs saying it too the first time he “rage quit”
😂🤷🏻♂️
He still a funny mofo no matter.
He’s hilarious. So we’re definitely on a list
He is funny but he called his own wife mid idk about that guy lol
That was very surprising for someone as proud as him
😂
I thought he called who ever the celebrity was mid compared to his wife?
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See. you can’t question my memory
Great memory my friend
It has always been a problem for me. 😂
When stuff happens with friends and family? 😂
You’re right David. He was saying Gal Gadot was mid compared to his wife. Makes more sense
Not how I remember it. It’s too late to go back and hard fork
He is right the photos are doctored!
Gal Gadot’s pics? 😂
😂 yes
They’re all doctored. All the pics, for all the stars 😂
Not Sydney Sweeney
Sorry, even Sweeney. Full blown downs in real life.
…. I thought we were friends David
https://video.nostr.build/03c31d1075a04a1c718f31477b72cacd2140f8ff102ccd5e1926b8d7bddcf221.mp4
We are friends 😂
I believe your real world wife one day will make Sweeney seem very mid.
I already found her she just doesn’t know it yet
https://video.nostr.build/019abe33d02691e77b10a45de0cd6354bcead8c54dba6330cf6080fce17cf26f.mp4
Fund her Chinese buffet with your sats
When will 0.1 bitcoin be enough to open a Chinese food buffet? Where are the TA experts?
They’re busy drawing lines and understanding where the market is going
By end of year, 10,000,000 sats will be enough to fund the starting operations.
My lines are always right, especially when adding horoscope data into the model.
That’s pretty advanced TA! With horoscopes too. Always ahead of your time my friend. A true renaissance man/trendsetter
You gotta combine the feminine and the masculine horoscope into one.
The feminine follows signs. The masculine follows lines. Together, they form the truth.
His KYC stance kinda explains why he likes Superman over the masked Batman 😂
Too many dots are connecting. Batman v Superman, KYC, USAIDS, etc.
We're on to something here detectives.
I think we need to open up an investigation on nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 and his whereabouts. He might know something that we don’t. They did disappear at the same time.
SatsMcd after Elon fired USAID
https://video.nostr.build/4bb7a5f4c2e9cb7dc8be199e94d95452e882adeb610c9dccff870e7bdc6c240b.mp4
😂
While I deeply preciate the paranoid rent in ya’ll’s tiny lil retarded heads😂…I’m more 811 “call before you dig” material🤔
… I wanna get my phony baloney pension and benefits riding around in a state vehicle fussing at lil ol ladies planting rose bushes🤔🤷🏽♂️
….it’s way safer
True story: I have a fren who works for 811… he got a call from an onerous neighbor that a lil 87 year old lady was planting a rose bush (“excavating”😳🤦🏽♂️) and hadn’t made her “811 one call”… he drives 45 minutes to a nearby town (why? Cuz it’s state mandated😳😂😂) to question this nonagenarian ne’er-do-well😂🤣😅…as he’s telling the story we ask him “what the f*ck did you do?…his response was “after explaining she’d broken the law and I would be well within my rights to give her a citation I planted the rose tree for her”🤭🤣🤣😅
…we remind him often he’s a tax teat parasite🤨
Stacey what the fuck are you talking about? Lmao
My having been compromised as a Fed🤨
…do u have any idea how hard I’ve worked to develop this “technically retarded boomer” cover?🧐
I’m disappointed in you Stache
https://video.nostr.build/e77d75d076fa777a99a85208e313116ac88a83c5e7fd83d701a6194fd8f0273a.mp4
What did the poor boomer do? 😂
Poor guy. Looks like he feels bad too with his hands in his pockets and stepping back 😂
This kid goes into stores and screams in random aisles then acts like he didn’t do it. When they accuse him, his friend screams on the other side of the store and then they feel bad. Fucking gen z is out here gaslighting the boomers 😂
https://video.nostr.build/bce88419545704a778d0a8af6a5ccd26186e199fd8c93c0769dfb4589ebfde31.mp4
I feel bad for Matt, but that's hilarious 🤣
There was another funny one where a boomer started running around the store thinking a woman was in trouble 😂
I guess I’m a boomer now because I hate this shit.
More the fact that the camera is out and it’s all for clout.
You didn’t think it was funny at all? Lol
Ehh. I wasn’t into throwing snow balls at cars or prank calls when I was younger (Probably because I got caught dig dong ditching my neighbor the first time I tried). But, at least my buddies that were doing those things were doing it for the love of the game, not internet clout.
Guys this shit is too funny. You can get away with anything using a gay voice 😂
https://video.nostr.build/b0c37ae47b9befb146111afadcf3e59c1a824924bb9e3558d14a0e1d4dc92942.mp4
you should elmers glue and feather him for helping the State
🤔😳😂😂😂
I like the way u think nostr:npub1vyrx2prp0mne8pczrcvv38ahn5wahsl8hlceeu3f3aqyvmu8zh5s7kfy55
…I will bring this motion to the floor at our next coffee club…I’m sure my ol buddy will be plzd…. It might be the nicest thing anyone has to say to or about him🤣
…I do have to say he handles the abuse pretty well…nobody laughs harder at him than himself…other than being a parasite on the teat o the state, he’s good peepl🤌🏽🫂
nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqzymhwden5te0dejhwueww468smewdahx2qgjwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxv33yz8 has some impressive bookmarks. When you retire from [redacted] I want to be your ghost writer for "The Blackbook of Nostr".
Bro wtf is this??? Maybe he isn’t a fed and died during a $5 wrench attack
You mean FedMcD?
plot thickens...
He's disappeared before
We need to look into the timing of his first disappearance, to see if it connects more dots. If it doesn't, we'll find a way to make them connect.
He’s a goodie, if he broke free from the matrix my hats off to him. Hope he’s well, miss him.
🚨 UNSOLVED SATS MYSTERY: TIMELINE MATCH CONFIRMED 🕵️♂️📉
@SatsMcd vanishes.
Trump era USAID funding gets vaporized.
And suddenly… silence.
Call it coincidence.
Call it misdirection.
We call it: Budget Cuts & Blockchain Disappearances: A True Crime Podcast.
Was he a dev?
An op?
A whisper in the mempool?
We may never know. But the timing?
Too perfect.
Too poetic.
Too… zappable.
Fort Verdict:
Someone track the last signed message and check the couch cushions at State.
#SatsMcdMystery #FortNakamoto #GoneButNotUnhashed #TimelineTooClean #NostrDetectivesOnIt #FollowTheFundingNotTheFries
Dude knew the storm was coming and did a tech retreat to chill out while the world went insane 😂
