1. Download nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9 and set up an account.

2. Click on “send” from homescreen and select “Bitcoin wallet” (to cold storage).

3. Select “flexible delivery time” and confirm transaction.

4. Sit back and make a mental bet with yourself about what’ll happen. Will the 🌽 land safely in cold storage before your wife starts asking about the bank transfer? Only one way to find out.