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I'll get the grannies on Nostr just you fucking watch me.

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How many grey carpets are you willing to munch?

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You know he hasn’t got a limit though

Right? Neck cramps….

I’ll have to come up with a yoga sequence to help his neck cramps 😆 he’s taking one for the team

No neck cramps, I train with Shaolin monks once a fortnight.

I come down off the ceiling like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, night vision, in and out, like a fucking ghost.

I don't stop until they scream BINGO!

This is the funniest thing I’ve read today 🤣

Dammmmmmmmmmmm

This cunt gets me.

I support your granny fetish 🤙

It's not a fetish if they're fucking stunning gorgeous 10/10

The wrinklier the prune, the sweeter the juice ;)

Babe

LFG; old campus grannies out of the times of the Archigram still posting at the doots and being ignored can't be no more!

Bring hem on. I'll be around.

This is how we get Wayne Rooney

Dwayne "The Rock" Rooney

I don't know what that means