I'm gonna zap now.

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Can I join?

Please do sir

You absolutely cam💜

Just don't put the "e" at the end. People might get a wrong impression

I ‘came’ to that conclusion also 👀

Just a few seconds and you 'came'... to that conclusion. Bad conclusion

Need a more lasting solution🤔

Something tantric perhaps

That’s a good tip 💜

You haven't seen the NIPs yet 😉

Just need a couple of zaps to get going

Fuck man, these double entendres 😂😂

Fuck indeed🤷‍♂️

Someone woke up hungry.

If I’d guess, I’d say Maybe: Daniel ⚡️

No, but you’re beautiful eye-candy

Nice. Throw Daniel under the bus!

It's a sin to kill a virgin. Shame on you!

🫣 Daniel, much love. See you under the bus 🫶

Or, or, or, not pointing fingers, maybe just maybe

Someone woke up virgin? 🤭

His mistake was making it 1 big zap. You need to split them into many small ones so the zapping session lasts longer. A proven method that works.

Changing the zap amount also helps… they never know what they are gonna get

So you mean gaps betweens the zaps, until she taps?

Not a fan of gaps, zaps till death!

Those wallets need a filling 💜

You need more lightning tips

Just the tip💜

That’s what they all say

Your tip is trippin 😂

Just walked into this thread 😮😏😂

Don't get caught in crossfire

😂

They just ‘cameri’ght into this convo 🤷‍♂️💜 No intro or nothing

🤣 I guess I’m just a rude dude like that

Don't just stand there. Film!😂

So now you want it uploaded on NostrHub?

Or NostrX. 🤭

But we’re not a bunch of amateurs👀

I'm not I have no idea if you're or you are not 😉

Speak for yourself beginner 💜🤷‍♂️

In my defence, this is a public park

It’s a playground sir🫶

#[16] deserves this notification bomb

Do it

What have you done. 😂😂😂

Don’t even, my phone is overheating💜

😂😂

You didn't like it?😂

There's no defense only offense here young man!

Now nut up 😂

There’s only a fence, that you climbed over to get here 🚨

Aww, 😂😂

Thanks, Awwanda 💜

Your welcome Tunnel 😉

That looks tight 😬😏

Haha was about to say the same. Tunnel must be a virgin 🤣

Check the ledger

oh no.

where’s the report button again?

You liked it? 😂

I’d consider this to be offside ⚽️

Na-uh

You know what I'm talking about you pure-hearted church going boy 🤭

No idea what you’re on about m’am. Need an elaboration🧏‍♂️

Not anymore you don't 😂

Wish I understood any of those magic words that you are saying, miss🤷‍♂️

Now that would be a real mess

Countdown to me saying something really horrific here 🤣 🤐🤐🤐🤐

Say it!

🫣👀

That's pretty detailed #[11]

Are Zap orgies about to become a trend?

Huh, who said anything about sex?🫣

I said zapx

Whoosh, this is a PG chat. 💜

For dirty minds. I'm just tallking about Nostr and zaps. Idk what your rant was all about 😂

Yeah, really love the lightning tech, gets me excited⚡️💜

Exactly my thoughts

Bad thoughts

It’s really the positioning🤷‍♂️

Zap, zap, zap!

Spell zap with an F😉

#[12] 👀

What’s zaf?

zafuck you talking about?

Fair lady, thou art a most naughty girl! A lesson in good behavior is needful for thee, my dear, and that right soon!

Hark! Your concern is gracious, dear sir. The lady doth acknowledge that her musings may seem bawdy, yet her heart remains chaste and true.

What I have started 🫣

Scrumptious

Thou speakest as a lady of the highest order! The honour of thy company doth fill me with deepest gratitude

I humbly express gratitude for thy kind words, good sir. My heart doth hold a great admiration for thy esteemed company.

My notifications all horrendously down bad, stop this🫣⛪️

Let’s report them to Nostr CEO. Oh, wait..

Go zap your self 😂😂😂😂

My pure and innocent mind 🫣🤐

Yeah, Pure and innocent mind my ass. We crossed that fence a long time ago 😁

I find this a-fence-ive🫣

We need a “mute discussion” option urgently, #[2]

Truly, thy words flow like honey, akin to our dearest companion ChatGPT! Such grace and charm doth fill me with the utmost joy

Never reveal the trick dear Luigi. Never! 😂

Zaf

Aww, this pure soul 🥺

Bless your innocent heart #[13]

🙉🙈🙊

Amanda Wolf, Executive Assistant at Nostr approves!

As long it’s not a 69💜

Too late did you a solid 69

Yeah, sounds like your expertise 🤷‍♂️💜

69 is overrated. Change my position... i mean my mind

Tbh, not a big fan of it either 🤷‍♂️ Other positions are more mind’blowing’ I’d say

Agreed!