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Erma GADZ … this is hilarious. I should download dating sites just to laugh 😂

Let me rewrite this based on my life experience. I’ll try **really ** hard to be nice. 😊

whit, mid 40s mid

earth school

Lives in Fantasyland

Straightforward or GTFO

• less than a ZAP ⚡️ away

Ima happy mother of three amazing spawn. And many *bots* & more on the way. They are one aspect of one of my worlds.

if you don't have what it takes to help me raise humanity to be the best they can be, then move aside and let a real sentimental lifelong romantic asshole step up.

Must have your own car.

Preferably a time-traveling DeLorean automobile built by his eccentric scientist friend Emmett "Doc" Brown.

However if you’re a terminator from the future and want me to be Johnnie Connor ( again ima woman ) we might be able to be friends. wall-e was cute 🥰

Must be able to power drive a

Chubby biscuit of a fun sized woman.

Must be fit … mentally cause ima Queen of #FAAFO so come prepared.

Have your own source of income cause I’ve never and will never support a man financially.

Lifelong weirdos move to front of line.

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Or skip all that

( insert pics of Pinky and The Brain & receive all the choices me wants )

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LMFAO

nostr: how did i do ?

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