Now that RFK Jr has made it clear that clean water is an evil Democrat conspiracy, good Republicans need a ready source of sewage to bathe in for their health.
Sadly the Democrats have brainwashed so many with this "clean water" nonsense that your average American doesn't even have access to sewage anymore. You could use a bucket and stop flushing but you'll never make enough sewage by yourself to keep up with your health needs. I thought about this all day and realized that campgrounds are your best bet.
At campgrounds every camper has a tank of sewage accessible from outside the camper for you to just walk up and steal when they aren't looking. The real tip is, there are 2 drain valves. Only open the valve on the larger diameter pipe. The smaller diameter pipe goes to a different tank that has soap in it. You don't want to expose yourself to the hormone disruptors in the grocery store soap, they are super bad for you. By only collecting from the tank with the larger pipe your good clean American feces won't be contaminated with soap and you'll get maximum health effects.
