My đŠ coin buddy would be friends with your buddy. 90% shitcoin and âsavingâ USD otherwise.
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I donât even bring it up because itâs nauseating.
Now that I have your attention, check your notifications. NFL question for you.
Oooooof⌠letâs see if that works out for him 
Guys it is the world reserve currâŚ. [checks notes]
Well you can buy things with it!
The world reserve currently*
Until sats are the holy grail
bro did opposite order buying shitcoin first and worrying about housing later
I keep tryingâŚhopefully heâll get đđ but he still looks at Bitcoin as a way to make USD so got my work cut out for me
If you canât get him to hold onto it for a bit that could be a great start though.
I canât even get my buddy to hold it because he will âoutperformâ btc with a shitcoin. He doesnât realize that his âshort termâ trades have gone from days to weeks to months now yearsâŚ. Just buy bitcoin you idiot.
Yes. Heâs at least got some IOU sats on the exchange. I guess thatâs better than nothing.