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Chuck Norris read this before you even typed it.

Chuck Norris to Thor:

Smirk, chuckle, lil hammer, smirk again. (can't laugh or will cause tsunami)

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Chuck Norris is Thors father.

Chuck Norris built the house where he was born.

Chuck Norris is able to build a snowman out of water.

And a sneeze.

Before he goes to bed at night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

😂

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter