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Chuck Norris is Thors father.

Chuck Norris built the house where he was born.

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Chuck Norris is able to build a snowman out of water.

And a sneeze.

Before he goes to bed at night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

😂

If you look Chuck Norris directly in the eye

You will instantly crap your pants

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris knows exactly what to do with the drunken sailors early in the morning.