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If you look Chuck Norris directly in the eye

You will instantly crap your pants

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris knows exactly what to do with the drunken sailors early in the morning.

We only see UFOs when Chuck Norris practice kicks crack the space time continuum.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

When Chuck Norris looked into the abyss, the abyss looked the other way.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Chuck Norris was looking for him.

Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.

Burger King made their slogan "Have it your way" when Chuck Norris walked into their restaurant.