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Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

We only see UFOs when Chuck Norris practice kicks crack the space time continuum.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

When Chuck Norris looked into the abyss, the abyss looked the other way.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Chuck Norris was looking for him.

Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.

Burger King made their slogan "Have it your way" when Chuck Norris walked into their restaurant.