Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
When Chuck Norris looked into the abyss, the abyss looked the other way.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Chuck Norris was looking for him.
Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.
Burger King made their slogan "Have it your way" when Chuck Norris walked into their restaurant.
