Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
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Chuck Norris knows exactly what to do with the drunken sailors early in the morning.
Chuck Norris gets free carryon
on spirit airlines
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When Chuck Norris boards an airplane, they carry him on.
Hilarious
Chuck Norris was asked to fire someone once, that is how hell was invented.
