If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Chuck Norris doesnt grapple and throw

He Chucks

Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19.

Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.

Chuck Norris doesn’t get a COVID shot. Covid gets a Chuck Norris shot.

The Vikings wrote stories about Chuck Norris.

The Vikings asked Chuck Norris to name Greenland.

And he’s colour-blind.

That explains a hell of a lot.